Joey Barton vs The Only Way is Essex – Maria Fowler

8 Nov

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So I brought you the news last night about the war of words between the baddest cat in football, Joey Barton, and the biggest bunch of cretins on TV. Well it’s carrying on today, with  Maria Fowler having her say. Word of advice, having being publicly humiliated  in the last few weeks, I wouldn’t want to get involved with an argument with someone intellectually superior to you.

Oh yeah, and Dean Gaffney has decided to have a go too.
Joey Barton

ThisWeekInBen Benjamin Barton

 by Joey7Barton

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@MariaFowler To be completely honest, I didn’t know who you were until I saw @Joey7Barton giving you the time of day.
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@MariaFowler I wouldnt let u near me, u scruff. How much must this handsome devil be paying u?google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=… #BoSelecta
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
Really have to go, as much as it makes me jovial to buzz off these cretins. If the chrip up, there getting both barrells tonight #helmets
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
@MariaFowler 1 minute in and look what I found…..thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/s… ……surely not, 6 ton? That all, for back door smashing, oh no!!
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton

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@MariaFowler that the best ur got really? Gonna have to google you now, hope theres no skeletons?? #footballgroupie
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
Right people of the real world, am off for a bit. I’ll be back on later, to ruin another batch of fame hungry pond life…….#helmets
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
The only one whose alright is Kirk?? He’s like my favourite. When I say favourite, its like if u had to pick a sexually transmitted disease!
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton

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@MariaFowler dont know who u are? Whats the goin rate for the full works these days? #brass
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton

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@MariaFowler sorry which one are u, the prostitute? the whale? the hippo? or the extra?
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
Its like a Circus freak show…….u’ve got midgets, hippos, about 6 with red rums teeth in and a corpse holding a signpic.twitter.com/kNG7nNfK
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton

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@MariaFowler Lee Croft, good looking lad him……#darksideofthemoonface #brass
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton

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@bradleyorr2 @The_Black16 lad Gaffney has only chripped up…….hahahaha z-list is after me. I love ruining these eggs
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton

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@deangaffney1 Leave it Deano, havent u got a credit card to max out in ChinaWhites, come round and do the garden, i’ll drop u a little pinky
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
Just LOL-ed at TOWIE retards picture, good banter from the producers there. Look at all the Lemmings, happily posing……….
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
Either that or theres no poundlands opening today………#skint #fake #helmets
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
Hearing that the TOWIE lemmings have piped up again, the producers must of told them it’ll be good for them……….
Maria Fowler (TOWIE)
MariaFowler Maria Fowler

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@Joey7Barton haha but u used that one already and like i said ask ur dad… We’re all bored now… #WouldntBangYouIfYouPaidMe
Maria Fowler
MariaFowler Maria Fowler
RT @AxJxW@MariaFowler @joey7barton google Joey, be like csi on your computer #Confession #helmets #BottomOfTheFoodchainBarton
Maria Fowler
MariaFowler Maria Fowler

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@Joey7Barton haha no skeletons… Didnt even no who u were before this… U know so much u even got favourites… #TowieGroupie #BoxSet
Maria Fowler
MariaFowler Maria Fowler
@joey7barton i’d say ask ur brother but i aint seen him for a while… So alternatively Ask ur dad
Maria Fowler
MariaFowler Maria Fowler

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@Joey7Barton hahahahahahaha wow what u gonna do beat me up. Mug.
Maria Fowler
MariaFowler Maria Fowler
Yours »RT @ThomasWard10@MariaFowler who’s dad you sleeping with now?

I’m guessing there’ll be more to come tonight but I trust Joey to ruin the opposition once again.

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