Joey Barton vs Mark Wright, Joey Essex and Arg (TOWIE)

8 Nov

(Please leave your comments on the story and let me know what you think)

Luckily, I’ve decided to stay up late tonight to catch up on some TV. Lucky because I’ve been alerted to a Twitter war between Joey Barton and the Only way is Essex lot.

Normally, I’m not Barton’s biggest fan but he goes up in my estimation tonight.

Yes, he’s had his personal problems but most of the time he comes across as an intelligent guy who’s not afraid to speak his mind. He’s also a handy footballer so he does have a bit of talent.

The Essex lot, on the other hand, are a massive waste of space (some take up more space than others).

Here’s a blow by blow commentary of how it happened.

Joey Barton

Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
I actually despise the whole of that firm, mentally deficient, turn up at the opening of an envelope, fame hungry, prized ball bags. #TOWIE
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
@RealJamesArgent told u to leave didn’t I, right fatty now ur fair game. Can’t believe ur giving it with them teeth like a burnt down fence.
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
Off to bed, keep me updated people with the TOWIE blerts, all thats wrong with the world that mob, I’ll take great pleasure in abusing them
James Argent
RealJamesArgent James Argent

 by Joey7Barton

@
@Joey7Barton I went in a bit strong after few Sambukas! Teeth getin done ATM. PS please don’t get me Beaten up till after the Xmas Special x
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
FYI- TOWIE retards…..”Pretentious” google it if ur struggling……
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
TOWIE firm don’t mess with big boys, u and ur shallow, fake, pretentious lifestyles. In a year u’ll be opening shitty poundshops if ur lucky
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton

@
@JoeyEssex_ don’t u start. Go and tell that bird u love her and get a massive “nice guy” jog on. #bellend #cryingshame
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
@markwright_ nanny pat same knashers as that white horse u rode in on……..#bellend
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton

@
@MarkWright_ same place u get them speedo’s. Ur sister still collecting footballers like panini stickers???
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
Haha 8x XL tracksuit bottoms has karzied, confirmed the fact they are all melts.
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
@markwright_ leave it u ballbag. Ladys man???? Sort ur hare lip out 1st….#helmet
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
Little rumour TOWIE are in Aura, shall I head over, see if there just keyboard warrior. #helmets #giveme15mins
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
Cheeky man giving it bigguns, leave it large undies@RealJamesArgent
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
Ha ha @RealJamesArgent leave it u stonehenge teeth…..
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
Rumour has it the TOWIE melts are giving big portions………hahaha
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
If Gaffney turns up here with Michael Carroll the lotto lout/legend. I’ll fully piss in my own trousers, at the high celeb level here…….
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
Some decent people aswell to be fair @lucyhart an @example. Just for the record the TOWIE helmets were there, all of them together. FREAKS
Joseph Barton
Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
Some strange z-list celebs, I was half expecting Dean Gaffney with Wellhard and Susan Boyle. In fairness, it was a whose who of bellends!!

Arg (Towie)

James Argent
RealJamesArgent James Argent

@
@Joey7Barton I went in a bit strong after few Sambukas! Teeth getin done ATM. PS please don’t get me Beaten up till after the Xmas Special x
»
James Argent
RealJamesArgent James Argent

@
@Joey7Barton Only person there that everyone looked down on is u. Should we beat our TOWIE cast mates up & go down for you to like us!? Mug!
Mark Wright (Towie)

Mark Wright
MarkWright_ Mark Wright

@
@Joey7Barton is that all u got haha. Good night silly nuts.
»
Mark Wright
MarkWright_ Mark Wright

@
@Joey7Barton joey where can I get ur hair cut ? Also u no that arg wants he’s teeth done so thanks 4 watching the show !!
Joey Essex (Towie)

JoeyEssex_ Joey Essex
@Joey7Barton glad u watched the show big boy! Hahaha still goin on about it? Get a hobby bean brain sound like a kid #WhosGotABetterHairCut?
Joey Essex
JoeyEssex_ Joey Essex

@
@Joey7Barton go a bed mate. It’s 1 in the morning #IceCream
 So there you have it  – I’ll leave it to you to decide who you think comes out on top but I think Joey does. I’ll keep you posted on any more developments.
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One Response to “Joey Barton vs Mark Wright, Joey Essex and Arg (TOWIE)”

  1. Louis November 8, 2011 at 6:24 am #

    Gotta love joey

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