Frankie booted out of X factor for cocaine rumours!

8 Nov

Cocozza is out of there! (Thank God)

Now after last night’s shenanigans between Z listers Joey Barton and the Towie lot, I bring you news of someone who isn’t even that (although he’s been trying desperately to be).

Frankie Cocozza, crap singer with silly hair, has been thrown out of X Factor. Apparently it’s to do with his late night wild partying antics. I see him mentioned in all the tabloids as a bad boy. If this is what a bad boy is then our country needs toughening up.

All the young girls who are after their 5 minutes of fame, make your way to the Butlins ticket offices around the country, as I’ve no doubt that’s where he’ll next appear – possibly wearing a red coat to go with his ridiculous skinny jeans.

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